Sunday, December 21, 2008

Blog Definition

My little brother's wife started blogging and she wanted him to blog with her. So he gave in and posted and this is what he said ( i would link you to them but her blog is private)

Blognore- (blog-nohr)Synonyms- disregard, neglect, slight, connive at, pass over, avoid, bypass, discount, circumvent-
verb (blog- noring, nored)1. to type one handed while bloglivious to screaming child in other arm2. to refrain from attending to basic life functions such as breathing, feeding your bloglected husband and children, washing the cars, putting up Christmas lights3. to be unaware of large or small emergencies, acts of God, world calamaties, disasters and the like-adjective- blognorant

(blog-ner-uh nt)1. lacking in knowledge or training do to endless hours in front of computer reading about other peoples daily lives2. due to or showing lack of awareness of your phsyical surroundings (I haven’t showered in 2 days?)
And last but not least, the real meaning of blog is that it’s acutally an abbreaviation-
B.L.O.G. (Beyond Loony, Online Gallivanting!!)
JJW (Jarret John Whicker)

3 comments:

Quarnbergs said...

thats funny!!! tell her to add me

Vanessa said...

I like to blognore everyone. Even when I'm not on the computer.

Candi and kids said...

So does that mean he won't be bloggin with her???